In this season of low sporting activities due to the principle of social distancing, let's take a look at how our favourite players would stand if they were to be animals.
1. Neymar (Peregrine Falcon): Just like Neymar, this is the fastest animal on Earth. It has a low kill rate, quite similar to Neymar's low conversion rate.
2. Messi (Cheetah): Known for it's speed and high kill rate, the cheetah is an awesome representation of Messi who has not failed to deliver in all his years of gracing the game. The cheetah is the fastest mammal on Earth.
3. Ronaldo (Lion): The King who has won various accolades with both club and country fits into this bracket. With his speed not able to measure up to that of Messi and Neymar, he still allows his roar shake the whole forest especially in matches when they are needed.
4. Ibrahimovic (Peacock): Obviously a beautiful animal, pride is the only problem of the Peacock. Zlatan has the skills and strength but has at many times recently chosen to exhibit pride.
5. Kelvin De Brunye (Mosquito): When Manchester city bad a rough time in the season, one of the main reason was the absence of KDB. Just like mosquitoes with the highest kill rate in the world, KDP has silently dished out passes that have been a assists or goals. KDB is obviously a silent killer.
6. Van Dijk (Bull): Known for his high defensive and offensive approach, VVD is best fit as the bull.
7. Marco Reus (Dog): The German has always been linked with moves away from Signal Iduna park but has chosen not to leave. His faithfulness has been rewarded as he presently holds the captain band for the club.
We would continue the series some other time, thank you for reading. Do well to drop your comments.
Columnist: Edaki Aaron Odion
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